Christmas Update

As Foss loves to stay drunk most of the time, but especially Christmas time, please post your favorite drink recipes for him. Remember he is more than a bit queer, so fruity, girly drink recipes would be best.

King Foss of Asspants

Foss is the King of Asspants and Ryan is the Emporer of Robot Badger Felching and I am left in the cold with no title and no glory. Please loyal jefflovesfoss bloggers do all that is in your power to make me the potentate of monkey cunnilingus. If you do, I offer you my protection. Did I mention that I know the secret numchuck skills that are banned by the government?

Hey Foss Lovers

Finally, our own little corner of the cybersphere where we can all gather and bask in the greatness that is known simply as Foss. Please feel free to post pictures of Foss displaying his mad skating skills, his exploits with the fairer sex or anything else of interest to the multitudes of Foss lovers.